Alanis Morissette's Love Life Revealed

Photo by Jay Blakesberg.

In Daily Variety the other day the ubiquitous Alanis

Morissette told the mag that she's currently in love with someone in the music

business although she won't say who. (We on the other hand, have no

compunctions about saying who; our sources tell us it's the guitarist from Loud

Lucy, Christian Lane (former boyfriend of Veruca Salt's Louise Post). All

Morissette would reveal, in the spirit of female empowerment was "we're both

kind of androgynous. We're both she-males in this relationship. It's very

balanced." Yeah, but who takes out the

garbage.