His name is Tom Long. There is something wrong with him. How do we
know this. Well, would a normal, healthy person actually spend time
listening to We Are Shampoo, the album by the group, Shampoo?
Of course, you might ask why a healthy rock 'n' roll magazine like ATN
would be printing a review of We Are Shampoo. But that,
friends, is another of those strange, unsolved mysteries of life. All
we say is, get over to "44.1
kHz" and read that review.