Southpaw Grammar Isn't Coming East

We have it on good information that Morrissey will not be coming to America

to promote his latest album, Southpaw Grammar (released this past

week). Apparently the Mancunian malcontent has had some life-altering

experiences and doesn't feel that touring the U.S. is necessary to his

career. The single, "Boy Racer," has been out for the last two weeks, and is

being played everywhere--with the exception of San Francisco. The braniacs at

the city's Modern Rock outlet, Live 105, have decided to play "Dagaman Dave"

instead. We applaud them for thinking for themselves.