Move Over Courtney, And Let Jimmy Take Over

Courtney Love isn't the only rock star to create havoc on an airline.

Jimmy Page, geriatric guitar player, currently on tour with his old

Led Zeppelin crony Robert Plant, was almost arrested last week, when he

committed the horrendous crime of...smoking on an airplane. Jimmy

Page was flying from San Francisco to Portland last week when he

locked himself in the bathroom and despite preflight warnings

allegedly lit a cigarette, An alarm sounded and the crew of the United

Airlines flight notified authorities who were waiting for Page as he

stepped off the plane. Page was not arrested, but he could be fined up

to $1000 by the FAA, which is investigating the case.