Oh No! Oh My! Michael Jackson Says "Fucking" On New Single

We're

really embarrassed. Michael Jackson has finally let us down.

First there was all that messy business some years back when he was

accused of doing unspeakable things with a little tike. That wasn't

funny at all. But the kid who accused him of that stuff took the money

and ran, settling out of court, and charges were never filed against

Jackson. Innocent until proven guilty. Now Jackson has this new

album to sell: a greatest hits collection with a few new songs that

he's so cleverly titled HIStory. So what does he do? He swears

on the first single. Guess he's ready to ditch the pre-teen audience.

That's right. Michael Jackson, friend to the under four foot high

generation has this song titled "Scream." It's apparently a defensive

response to everyone who ever wrote something that Jacko didn't like.

Jackson lets the media and all the rest have it with a cry of "Stop

fucking with me." We just wonder why he didn't arrange the song as a

kind of call and reponse thing. You now, first Michael screaming,

"Stop fuckng with me" to the world. Then a choir screaming back at

Michael, "Stop fucking with us." Oh well.