Oasis Leaves Former Drummer High And Dry

Oasis have finally announced their replacement for the departed Tony

McCarrol. They've recruited Alan White, the 22 year old brother of

former Style Council drummer Steve Wight. (A little imaginative

spelling never hurt anyone, did it? ) According to their record

company, White replaces founding drummer McCarrol who split from the

band following a fracas in Paris. Confidentially, we think the fracas

happened after McCarrol got the boot.