The drugs have, indeed, gotten to him. Though we begged
and begged, our man David Was was on such an acid bender during the month of
December, that he just plain never got around to writing a January column for
ATN. We offered him thousands of dollars, but he was just too busy staring at
the flowers in his backyard. Then, once the clock struck midnight, Was came
alive and began typing out the column that has earned him notoriety far and
wide. And we are proud to let you know that the new "David Was Undrugged"
column is now on-line, ready for your eyes. Head over to
HREF="/ATN/issues/2.01/Columns/">"Columns"and trip on
"David Was Undrugged." Actually, almost nothing in this paragraph is true,
except for one thing. There is a new David Was column, it's real good, and you
should read it.