Primus' spiritual leader, and lead guitarist,
is getting married to his longtime girlfriend, clothing designer Chaney Smith.
The happy couple plan to tie the knot on a boat later this month, something
that doesn't surprise us in the least, since Claypool is always sneaking
nautical references and fish stories into Primus' lyrics. How will married life
affect the Primus kingpin? Does the future hold one of more Baby Claypools?
We're sure that somewhere, between the lines in the next Primus opus, details
will be provided. Meanwhile, ATN wishes Les and Chaney smooth sailing on the
seas of cheese.