Primus' Les Claypool Sails Into Matrimony

The clock ticks as ol' Les gets closer and closer to the day he loses his freedom.

Primus' spiritual leader, and lead guitarist,

Les Claypool

is getting married to his longtime girlfriend, clothing designer Chaney Smith.

The happy couple plan to tie the knot on a boat later this month, something

that doesn't surprise us in the least, since Claypool is always sneaking

nautical references and fish stories into Primus' lyrics. How will married life

affect the Primus kingpin? Does the future hold one of more Baby Claypools?

We're sure that somewhere, between the lines in the next Primus opus, details

will be provided. Meanwhile, ATN wishes Les and Chaney smooth sailing on the

seas of cheese.