Fatboy Slim

"I'm bored titless of sound checks. In pop-music terms, I'm well past my sell-by date. But with dance music, it's all right, because you can carry on even when you're old, fat and ugly, if there's a good producer in the background. I'm not fat, but I am old and balding. That's what people say about the Rolling Stones. It's undignified to watch granddads with craggy faces onstage, which is not to say [legendary Beatles producer] George Martin would not be missed. A producer, even when he's old, can contribute to music, but no one wants to see him in makeup, prancing about." -- DJ Fatboy Slim (born Norman Cook)