Chi chis up, y'all -- spring break is upon us!
The highly anticipated week is prime time to swap the books for bars, the working for twerking and any perceived responsibility for running rampant through a stunning beach town. If we're being honest, that kind of sounds like your typical summer on Floribama Shore — minus the redneck brawls and makeout sessions with middle-aged women.
Want to ensure a truly dab-tastic, Floribama-esque spring break? Read on, and let these be the last notes you take for a solid week. And be sure to tune in to MTV and visit MTV.com this week to catch performances by Tyga, Rae Sremmurd, Zara Larsson, City Girls and Lil Baby.
Get your streak on.
We're going streaking through the quad -- bring your green hat! Old School references aside, make like Codi and Nilsa and let your
freak flagchi chis and bare ass cheeks fly. Just don't do it in public because of indecent exposure and all.
Twerk, twerk, and then twerk some more.
Stir the pot every chance you get.
Find someone to hunch (or just make out with).
Stand by your friends.
Spring break wouldn't be half as fun without your bros (or your "Edible Cookie Posse"), so put in some quality time with your crew either at the club or over an intimate low-country boil. Just make sure no one gets in trouble with the law or starts peeing where they shouldn't. This will ensure that everyone survives the week with their permament records and dignity intact.