Jersey Shore Relationship Status: Who's Single And Who's Taken?

Those chicken cutlets are long gone

It took a lot of grenades, random hookups, Smush Room antics and the occasional chicken cutlet for the Jersey Shore Family Vacation cast to wind up where they are today.

They've all essentially swapped bodily fluids with each other by association (that hookup board!), but now some are single and most are taken. As we gear up for Jersey Shore Family Vacation on April 5 (and the "Hottest Hookups" special before it), we've decided to do a little relationship status check-in with the frisky MTV stars:

Don't miss the Road to Vacation: Jersey Shore’s Hottest Hookups special tomorrow at 8pm EST, and be sure to catch the Jersey Shore Family Vacation's global premiere on April 5 at 8/7c.