This campy mess has it all: Britney (played by Natasha Bassett) slaying onstage, getting hitched to Kevin Federline, and battling paparazzi. “Everything’s just kind of this blur, you know?” Bassett drawls, nailing Brit’s Southern vocal fry. “Until you hit rock bottom.”
Sadly, those budget NSYNC stand-ins are nowhere to be found in the 30-second teaser, but hair trimmers and weaponized umbrellas do play a prominent role. Britney Army, prepare to hate-watch the hell out of this.
Britney Ever After premieres on Lifetime on February 18.