Justin Bieber will probably never get back on Instagram because Justin Bieber believes Instagram is for devils in hell.
During his concert in London Tuesday night (November 29), Bieber teased the crowd by asking casually if he should hop back on the social media app, which he quit back in August. Everyone wanted him to rejoin Instagram, but Justin Bieber is not going to rejoin Instagram because Justin Bieber is a follower of Christ and Instagram is the devil’s tool.
“Instagram is for the devil. I think hell is Instagram. I’m, like, 90 percent sure,” Bieber said. “We get sent to hell and we get locked in the Instagram server. I’m stuck in the DMs. I’m trying to climb my way out and I can’t.”
There you go: Bieber didn’t just quit IG. He narrowly escaped the mortal perils of having an account on the damned and sinful network. He’s safe and he’s free, and we should all be happy for him.