Which Man Makes For The Better Fling On Loosely Exactly Nicole: Derrick or Jake?

Unlimited Cheddar Bay Biscuits aren't everything

Monogamy isn't for everybody — especially when your priorities are "sampling all 31 flavors of dick," in the words of Loosely Exactly Nicole.

Nic sampled flavor no. 14 during tonight's episode in the form of Walter Dolin CEO Jake Vander. A wedding ring didn't stop the aspiring actress, who went from cheeseburgers and booty shakin' to sex in the office supply closet at Veronica's company party. Nicole soon achieved mistress status — a semi-far cry from serving as Derrick's side piece. But which fling is more Nicole's style? Let us weigh the options:

  • CEO Jake

    Being a mistress has its perks — namely, fancy hotel room service and unlimited Cheddar Bay Biscuits at Red Lobster (cue Beyoncé's "Formation"). The fringe benefits soon disappeared, however, when Jake's wifey found out and pulled the purse strings — resulting in pizza at Nicole's pad, post-sex.

  • Derrick

    Derrick (and his baseball bat-size manhood) is too cheap to fork over $20 for a fabulous day at the spa and finishes off the remnants of Nic's snacks without asking. Then there's the whole unreliability factor when he failed to show at Devin and Nic's '90s-themed party. But he's convenient and familiar and, frankly, that's gotta count for something.

While Nicole quickly put the kibosh on her CEO fling, which guy is more her style? Sound off with your thoughts, and catch an all-new episode of Loosely Exactly Nicole next Monday at 10:30/9:30c!

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