The internet's reached peak "Closer" — once something becomes a meme thanks to a freaky dancing bear, it's all downhill from there, right? That's what Twitter user Kylie Brakeman seems to think, since she gave a detailed, 11-part analysis of the popular Chainsmokers and Halsey song that recently went double platinum. She tweets how she has "A LOT OF GRIEVANCES," and puts it in all caps to show she means business. We're about to go in deep here, people.
In her hilarious, tongue-in-cheek examination, Brakeman questions the singers' "broke down car," the origin of the mattress they stole, and the laws of physics in regards to growing older. Looks like we've just met the leader of the "Closer" Truthers bunch. 👀
H/T Twitter Moments