If the mall had a set of rules, it'd be boiled down to three things: Don't steal anything, don't run the wrong way up the escalator, and keep a low profile if you're up to no good. Britney Spears and Ellen Degeneres succeeded in doing all of this within minutes of stepping foot inside an unsuspecting shopping establishment, and the whole romp is pretty hilarious to behold.
Ellen and Britney hit Westfield Fashion Square in Sherman Oaks, California, where they proceeded to test the limits of what a celebrity can get away with when they're out for high jinks. They ran a stop sign! They cut lines! They ran up a down-facing escalator, and Britney did it in heels! They autographed a bunch of tiny children! They totally stole a suit! (Brit said that was her "first suit," and we beg to differ: Who could forget her tearaway number from the 2000 MTV Video Music Awards?!)
Before the trouble-making duo call it quits, Britney gives Ellen a quick lesson in strutting, the two sit down for a lovely ice cream break at a dining room table that's on display, and even crawl into bed together. Basically, Ellen and Britney had the most productive and goofy trip to the mall, ever, and we'll never look at a water fountain the same way again.