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37 Songs To Stop You From Texting That Fuckboy

Or fuckgirl!

Hey! Hey you. I see you, staring at your phone — sitting, hoping, waiting, wishing for a text from your not so special someone. I see you, scrolling through your old messages, trying to decide if it's socially acceptable to send the first text this time. Maybe just an emoji or two; something small and harmless that says — as Tove Lo would put it — I'm a cool girl! I'm so chill I could singlehandedly end the global warming crisis!

Except you're not. Don't lie to yourself. If he's not respecting your time and effort, make like NSYNC and say bye, bye, bye. Destiny's Child, Britney Spears, and plenty more are here to help you heal your heart before you go texting someone you shouldn't.

  1. Fifth Harmony, "Miss Movin' On"

    Most badass lyrics: "Now I'm no longer afraid / It's Independence Day"

  2. Kesha, "Thinking Of You"

    Most badass lyrics: "You won’t get me naked / You had your chance"

  3. Destiny's Child, "Survivor"

    Most badass lyrics: "Now that you're out of my life I'm so much better / You thought that I'd be weak without you but I'm stronger"

  4. Daya, "Sit Still, Look Pretty"

    Most badass lyrics: "I don't wanna be the puppet that you're playing on a string / This queen don't need a king"

  5. Miley Cyrus feat. French Montana, "FU"

    Most badass lyrics: "I was over it the second that I saw her name"

  6. Pink, "U + Ur Hand"

    Most badass lyrics: "Keep your drink, just give me the money / It's just you and your hand tonight"

  7. Nick Jonas, "Bacon"

    Most badass lyrics: "One thing I love more than being with you / And that's no ties, no drama in my life"

  8. Britney Spears, "Liar"

    Most badass lyrics: "You can beg and you can bleed / Baby talk, talk, talk / Keep on lying through your teeth"

  9. Demi Lovato feat. Cher Lloyd, "Really Don't Care"

    Most badass lyrics: "Even if the stars and moon collide / I never want you back into my life"

  10. TLC, "No Scrubs"

    Most badass lyrics: "I'm lookin' like class and he's lookin' like trash / Can't get with a dead-beat ass"

  11. Ed Sheeran, "Don't"

    Most badass lyrics: "I wasn't looking for a promise or commitment / But it was never just fun and I thought you were different"

  12. Selena Gomez, "Same Old Love"

    Most badass lyrics: "You left in peace / Left me in pieces"

  13. Tove Lo, "Cool Girl"

    Most badass lyrics: "I got fever highs / I got boiling blood / I'm that fire / We could burn together"

  14. Aly & AJ, "Potential Breakup Song"

    Most badass lyrics: "What kind of a boyfriend would forget that? / Who would forget that?"

  15. Beyoncé feat. Nicki Minaj, "Flawless (Remix)"

    Most badass lyrics: "Winning is my motherfucking protocol / 'Cause I score before I ever throw the ball"

  16. NSYNC, "Bye Bye Bye"

    Most badass lyrics: "Don't want to be a fool for you / Just another player in your game for two"

  17. Gwen Stefani, "Hollaback Girl"

    Most badass lyrics: "This shit is bananas / B-A-N-A-N-A-S"

  18. JoJo, "Too Little, Too Late"

    Most badass lyrics: "With a player like you, I don't have a prayer"

  19. Kelly Clarkson, "Since U Been Gone"

    Most badass lyrics: "Since you been gone / I can breathe for the first time / I'm so moving on"

  20. Bebe Rexha, "I Can't Stop Drinking About You"

    Most badass lyrics: "I know you dream of her while you sleep next to me"

  21. Katy Perry, "Ur So Gay"

    Most badass lyrics: "You walk around like you’re oh so debonair / You pull 'em down and there’s really nothing there"

  22. Drake, "Hotline Bling"

    Most badass lyrics: "Ever since I left the city / You got a reputation for yourself now / Everybody knows and I feel left out"

  23. Christina Aguilera, "Fighter"

    Most badass lyrics: "You tried to hide your lies / Disguise yourself through living in denial / But in the end you'll see, you won't stop me"

  24. Ariana Grande feat. Iggy Azalea, "Problem"

    Most badass lyrics: "Head in the clouds / Got no weight on my shoulders / I should be wiser and realize that I've got / One less problem without you"

  25. Michelle Branch, "Breathe"

    Most badass lyrics: "I don't wanna waste another moment saying things we never meant to say"

  26. The All-American Rejects, "Gives You Hell"

    Most badass lyrics: "Now where's your picket fence, love? / And where's that shiny car? / And did it ever get you far?"

  27. Iggy Azalea, "Team"

    Most badass lyrics: "Are you fucking with the team?"

  28. G.R.L., "Ugly Heart"

    Most badass lyrics: "Does it blow your mind that I'm leaving you far behind? / I wonder, does it stop your heart to know you're not my sunshine anymore?"

  29. Little Mix feat. Sean Paul, "Hair"

    Most badass lyrics: "Gonna bleach him out, peroxide on him / Hair on the floor like a memory of him / Now I feel brand new / This chick is over you"

  30. Taylor Swift feat. Kendrick Lamar, "Bad Blood"

    Most badass lyrics: "Band-aids don't fix bullet holes / You say sorry just for show"

  31. Rachel Platten, "Fight Song"

    Most badass lyrics: "I don't really care if nobody else believes / 'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me"

  32. Avril Lavigne, "The Best Damn Thing"

    Most badass lyrics: "Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen / I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen"

  33. Hailee Steinfeld, "You're Such A"

    Most badass lyrics: "Did you think that I would let you crawl right back into my bedroom / After everything we've been through?"

  34. MAX feat. Hoodie Allen, "Gibberish"

    Most badass lyrics: "Now you say you take it all back / Yeah, that don't mean jack / 'Cause I know the facts"

  35. Big Sean feat. E-40, "I Don't Fuck With You"

    Most badass lyrics: "Every day I wake up celebrating shit, why? / 'Cause I just dodged a bullet from a crazy bitch"

  36. Yo Preston feat. Kelly Kiara, "Love Yourself vs. Fuck Yourself"

    Most badass lyrics: "If you think that I'm still holding on to something / Baby, you can go and fuck yourself"

  37. Hilary Duff, "So Yesterday"

    Most badass lyrics: "Do you see a single tear? / It isn't gonna happen here"

    This mix CD wonderfully sums it up. Thank you, 2003 Hilary Duff, for blessing up with an anti-fuckboy anthem that's still relevant 13 years later.