The man of your dreams is probably not going to be part of Suicide Squad. But if you’re as, uh, passionate like Harley Quinn, you might be able to make El Diablo your puddin’. Jay Hernandez shared the fiery guy’s dating profile on Instagram Friday (August 12).

Like most decent humans, he enjoys long walks on the beach and cactus gardens. If you want to make it to a second date, do not ask him what is up with his face tats. Seriously, just don’t. They’re permanent and not going away. El Diablo’s clearly still tormented by his gruesome past, so his favorite jam is “Redemption Song” by Bob Marley.

Even though you didn’t really ask, his favorite artist is none other than Hieronymus Bosch, a.k.a. the dude who painted plenty of hellscapes. And his favorite book? Dante’s Inferno, of course. Fight fire with fire, amirite?

So if you’re looking for some ~hot stuff~, give Belle Reve penitentiary a ring.