Taylor Lautner And John Stamos Are Dashing Doctors In New Scream Queens Promo

Oh. My. Gauze.

The latest Scream Queens Season 2 teaser is a medical student's nightmare. Taylor Lautner and John Stamos, playing two devilish doctors, suit up in white lab coats to transport some suspiciously bandaged patients across the hospital. The Chanels will presumably join them, but first they need to trade in their posh pink outfits for something far less glamorous: scrubs.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, right? So start binge-eating apples now, because these docs probably don't have your best interests at heart. Season 2 premieres September 20.