Taylor Swift Should Send Her New Greeting Cards To Calvin Harris And Tom Hiddleston

Say it with Hallmark Taylor

Taylor Swift is here to give Hallmark a run for its money. The megastar designed a collection for Papyrus, and all 10 greeting cards are now available online.

While perusing the carefully curated collection, I couldn't help but wonder: Who does Taylor plan to send her cards to? With her Calvin Harris breakup and Tom Hiddleston snugglefest making the news, I have some suggestions. Here's who could probably use a handwritten note from Tay.

  • Tom Hiddleston

    Plenty of hugs and kisses for Tay's new boy toy, of course.

  • Kanye West

    'Ye sent Tay flowers after last year's VMAs, and given the ~rumors~ she approved of that "Famous" lyric, maybe a floral note can repair their rocky friendship.

  • Ed Sheeran

    Ed is a guitar genius, but he also plays the piano. They love sharing music with each other, so a piano-themed card seems perfect for these BFFs.

  • Selena Gomez

    Appropriate since bestie Sel has her own fragrance, like every celebrity ever.

  • Her Coachella crew

    They showed Taylor the ropes during her first Coachella! The only place sunnier than a music festival is a beach and, well, R.I.P. that oceanside vacation with ex Calvin.

  • Abigail Anderson

    This balloon is almost as red as the "redhead named Abigail" Tay sat next to when she was "Fifteen."

  • Lena Dunham

    Celebrate the city lights with a born-and-bred New Yorker and longtime friend Lena.

  • Mariska Hargitay

    Tay loves Hargitay's SVU character so much, she named one of her cats Olivia Benson.

  • The "Bad Blood" squad

    Those. girls. SLAYED.

  • Calvin Harris

    A DJ is nothing without his headphones, right? Besides, this card says "good vibes only" on the inside, which is basically another way of saying "what remains is a huge amount of love and respect" for this failed relationship.

    Harris has since deleted that tweet, but maybe the kind sentiments remain somewhere in their broken hearts. Or, y'know, not. Love is "Treacherous," after all.