You know what they say: The best way to get over someone is to ... make out with a dapper dude on a tiny beach and then have the photos splashed across a tabloid cover on an entirely different continent. Yeah. That’s it.
While the rest of us were still mourning Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris’s recently deceased relationship, it appears Swift had already moved way the fuck on and started low-key (Lo-Ki?) dating Tom Hiddleston, the internet's favorite boo.
Photos of the 26-year-old singer and the 35-year-old actor surfaced on Wednesday via British tabloid The Sun, and they’re basically everything you’d expect from a capital-O Official couple. There’s Swiddleston taking in the view while perched atop a rock. There she is laying her head on his shoulder while he chivalrously wraps his jacket around her. There they are taking a selfie, then kissing, then strolling in the sand (in completely inappropriate footwear for the beach, but that’s beside the point).
Neither Swift nor Hiddleston has commented on their rumored relationship, but it wouldn’t be totally out of the blue. At the Met Gala in early May, Hiddleston had an epic dance-off with Swift, who went stag to the event (even though it would still be weeks until her split with Harris was announced). “Crazy In Love” is more intense than we knew.
Meanwhile, it looks like Harris isn’t too happy about this new development in his ex's dating life. Just two weeks after he assured the world there’s still “a huge amount of love and respect” between them, he’s suddenly deleted the sweet tweet and unfollowed Swift on Twitter. Swift, for her part, has also scrubbed Harris from her Instagram, deleting all of their pictures together (including all those adorable vacation pics). Ouch.
Anyway, congrats to Swift and Hiddleston, if your relationship turns out to be the real deal. If not, we look forward to your joint Land’s End catalogue spread, because that’s exactly what these photos seem destined for.