This Hilarious Fan Fiction Picks Up After Jay Z Heard 'Lemonade'

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By Joseph Lamour

April 26, 2016 / 1:31 PM

After the world heard the dulcet tones of Beyoncé's Lemonade over the weekend, the biggest question people had — other than who "Becky with the good hair" is — was: "How the hell is Jay Z doing right now?"

The new visual and aural journey Beyoncé bestowed on us focuses solely on infidelity, leading to speculation that the whole album is about Jay Z's alleged wandering eye (and maybe more).

This brings up a lot of questions. Did Jay Z know what Beyoncé was creating? Did she tell him about it before it came out, or did she pull a Michael Strahan and let him find out with everyone else? What in the world is going on in the Carter home right now?

These unknowns will likely go unanswered, but luckily for us, we have a beautiful work of fiction to fill in the blanks. Instead of waiting for the truth, Twitter user @ActionBastard wrote glorious fan fiction which started as six tweets and became popular so quickly, he extended the story on a blog he's titled "The Lemons." Read some of the best excerpts below.

you have to imagine Beyoncé played the whole album for Jay in the living room and stared him in his face the whole time.