33 GIFs of Machete Killing

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Robert Rodriguez's Machete has some creative ways of killing bad guys. In his film debut, he decapitated three henchmen in one fell swoop, used a gun that was still grasped by someone else's severed hand, and riddled bad guys with bullets from a flying motorcycle.

So, in anticipation of "Machete Kills," we decided that a fitting tribute to the action hero would be GIFs of every single one of his kills in the first "Machete." Check them all out after the jump!

1. Machete hates being helped; never ask him if you can lend him a hand.

 

Machete_Hand

 

2. This guy had a splitting headache. Machete helped him out with that.

 

Machete_Head

 

3. Machete gives new meaning to the word "handgun."

 

Machete_Handgun_Fix

 

4. Machete doesn't have time for you.

 

Machete_Nonchalant

 

5. Machete stabs so hard he breaks the frame.

 

Machete_Stab

 

6. When Machete gets angry, heads start rolling.

 

Machete_Decap

 

7. He couldn't have just knocked?

 

Machete_Doorstab

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8. Machete finds a much better use for the common broom.

 

Machete_Broom

 

9. To add insult to injury, that was new leather.

 

Machete_Carstab

 

10. The air bags. They do nothing!

 

Machete_Explosion

 

11. We could watch Machete do this over...

 

Machete_HeadSpin

 

12. and over...

 

Machete_Headspin_2

 

13. and over again.

 

Machete_Headspin_3

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14. Machete had to perform an emergency appendectomy on this poor guy.

 

Machete_Stomach_1

 

15. It didn't go well.

 

Machete_Intestine_1

 

16. But no one can say he didn't have a lot of guts.

 

Machete_Intestine_2

 

17. Machete unveils his latest novelty doorknocker.

 

Machete_HeadStab

 

18. Women love Machete because he knows his way around the kitchen.

 

Machete_Corkscrew

 

19. Machete has a fever, and the only prescription is more killing.

 

Machete_Thermometer

 

20. Machete moonlights as a plastic surgeon. This is how he gives a facelift.

 

Machete_Cleaverface

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21. IN THE FACE!

 

Machete_Gardening1

 

22. Don't disturb Machete when he's in bed.

 

Machete_HouseGun1

 

23. He's not really a morning person.

 

Machete_HouseGun2

 

24. And he hates unexpected guests.

 

Machete_Housegun3_Fix

 

25. But if they're nice, he will offer them some Shard-onnay.

 

Machete_Shard_1

 

26. Though sometimes, the stuff goes right to their heads.

 

Machete_Shard_2

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27. That's just a flesh wound.

 

Machete_Sword

 

28. A really, really bad flesh wound.

 

Machete_Sword2

 

29. They were having a two-for-one sale on dead henchmen.

 

Machete_DoubleSword

 

30. Sometimes, even Machete needs a little help from his friends.

 

Machete_MROD_Fix

 

31. Macehte does impressions! This one's of a sociopathic Evel Knievel.

 

Machete_Moto_Fix

 

32. And this one's of everyone who's seen a Steven Seagal movie since "Under Siege."

 

Machete_Seagal

 

33. Hooray for Machete! Let the bloodshed never end!

 

Machete_Victory