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Robert Rodriguez's Machete has some creative ways of killing bad guys. In his film debut, he decapitated three henchmen in one fell swoop, used a gun that was still grasped by someone else's severed hand, and riddled bad guys with bullets from a flying motorcycle.
So, in anticipation of "Machete Kills," we decided that a fitting tribute to the action hero would be GIFs of every single one of his kills in the first "Machete." Check them all out after the jump!
1. Machete hates being helped; never ask him if you can lend him a hand.
2. This guy had a splitting headache. Machete helped him out with that.
3. Machete gives new meaning to the word "handgun."
4. Machete doesn't have time for you.
5. Machete stabs so hard he breaks the frame.
6. When Machete gets angry, heads start rolling.
7. He couldn't have just knocked?
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8. Machete finds a much better use for the common broom.
9. To add insult to injury, that was new leather.
10. The air bags. They do nothing!
11. We could watch Machete do this over...
12. and over...
13. and over again.
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14. Machete had to perform an emergency appendectomy on this poor guy.
15. It didn't go well.
16. But no one can say he didn't have a lot of guts.
17. Machete unveils his latest novelty doorknocker.
18. Women love Machete because he knows his way around the kitchen.
19. Machete has a fever, and the only prescription is more killing.
20. Machete moonlights as a plastic surgeon. This is how he gives a facelift.
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21. IN THE FACE!
22. Don't disturb Machete when he's in bed.
23. He's not really a morning person.
24. And he hates unexpected guests.
25. But if they're nice, he will offer them some Shard-onnay.
26. Though sometimes, the stuff goes right to their heads.
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27. That's just a flesh wound.
28. A really, really bad flesh wound.
29. They were having a two-for-one sale on dead henchmen.
30. Sometimes, even Machete needs a little help from his friends.
31. Macehte does impressions! This one's of a sociopathic Evel Knievel.
32. And this one's of everyone who's seen a Steven Seagal movie since "Under Siege."
33. Hooray for Machete! Let the bloodshed never end!
