Bill Murray: Worst Movie Kisser Ever? You Decide

Okay, yikes.

Sure, everyone can probably agree that Bill Murray is not your typical hunk of Hollywood man meat and he really never has been, but dayum is he still a surprisingly awkward kisser.

Just check out this supercut video (via Laughing Squid) of him making out with — more like slobbering on in some instances — a slew of poor girls his lady and sometimes male co-stars over the years. If you were harboring a hidden desire to lay a smacker on Mr. Stiff Lips, this two-minute mashup'll probably change your mind up a bit.

Let's just say it's a good thing Bill Murray's got exponentially more swagger in all the other acting departments because his lip-locking skills are a little less than par.

So, where does it seem to go so wrong? Well, in some cases, as with Sigourney Weaver in "Ghostbusters" and Andie MacDowell in "Groundhog Day," he's so in the business that the ladies look liable to get a permanent neck crick from all the mouth-shoving going down. Whereas in others, like with Scarlett Johansson in "Lost In Translation" and Geena Davis in "Quick Change," there's some intentionally uncomfortable spit-swappage afoot. Either way, it's not exactly pleasant to observe.

As much as we love Bill Murray (and we do, we really do) ...

... we're sure glad he doesn't get pencilled in for movie make-outs on the reg. It's like watching your dad slip someone the tongue or something. Just way, way too weird.