This Weekend's Movie Math: '2 Guns' and a Lohan

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We get it: At this point, text can be a little much. It's been a whole week of week, man, and the computer screen is swimming in front of our faces just as much as it is yours. It's time to let your mind wander beyond the constraints of the weekday and dip into the weekend.

If you're anything like us, that means you're yearning for the air-conditioned climes of the movie theater right about now. (New Yorkers, ask us about the absurdly awesome theater uptown we just found out about. Two keywords: Reclining seats.) This weekend brings us a little something for everyone: A tale of high school love and alcoholism in "The Spectacular Now," explosions and muscles galore in "2 Guns," and, in limited New York release, La Lohan's triumphant return to the big screen in "The Canyons."

Your mother always told you math would be important, we're just here to prove her right. To get the equations for this week's new releases, read on.

'The Spectacular Now'

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'2 Guns'

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'The Canyons'

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