'The Canyons' Trailer: Lindsay Lohan, A Porn Star, Dubstep

WOMP-WOMP! Can't imagine Skrillex will be showing up in this movie the way he cameo'd in "Wreck-it-Ralph," but the new trailer for "The Canyons" gets its dubstep on nevertheless.

Oh yeah. It also features Lindsay Lohan, porn star James Deen (clever!), plus some script assistance from world's wackiest Tweeter Bret Easton Ellis, no stranger to controversy thanks to "American Psycho" and "Less Than Zero" (which featured one of the best movie soundtracks ever - Slayer, LL Cool J, The Bangles, etc. - with absolutely zero womp-womp dubstep). "Less Than Zero" saw Robert Downey Jr. on his knees in front of another dude at the behest of coke dealer turned pimp James Spader.

"The Rules of Attraction," another Easton Ellis stamped flick, had onetime WB goodie-goodie Jessica Biel in lingerie, future "The Vampire Diaries" star Ian Somerhalder as bisexual lothario Paul Denton and even Dawson himself, James Van Der Beek.

So the mind boggles at what LiLo could get up to in "The Canyons."

"The Canyons" promises violence, sex, voyeurism, infidelity and all the trimmings, set against the backdrop of (wait for it) the film world. Dig some of the ultra meta lines Lohan utters in this trailer.

Did we mention the dude who wrote "Taxi Driver" is also involved? Yep, Paul Schrader, who wrote/directed "American Gigilo," as well. "The Canyons" hits theaters and iTunes on August 2, 2013.

Speaking of Easton Ellis, Lohan and "The Canyons," anybody remember this Tweet? Ouch!

Jessica Biel Rules

(Seemed as good a time as any for a gratuitous pic of Biel in "The Rules of Attraction.")