So There's Going To Be A 'Leprechaun' Reboot, Thank Goodness

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Well folks, you demanded it, and finally, after ten long, grueling years, there will be a reboot to the venerable "Leprechaun" franchise. Leprechaunies (the name for the frantic international legion of "Leprechaun" fans, of course) around the world will be partying tonight, needless to say. It's like Christmas Leprechaun Week in May!

Indeed, as reported by The Wrap, the reboot will star WWE wrestler Hornswoggle in the title role and will be helmed by "Spielberg discovery" and "visual-effects veteran" Zach Lipovsky, who probably didn't deserve the patronizing quotation marks I just gave his Wrap-described resume but I've never heard of him so they're staying.

And while there's no word yet on whether or not this new "Leprechaun" series will travel into space, or "tha hood," or a haunted aircraft carrier on the port of Galway, there are sure to be enough offensive stereotypes of large groups of people to satisfy the whole family for generations and sequels to come.


In homage of today's news, here's a celebratory video of the old Leprechaun (Warwick Davis) telepathically inflating a middle-aged woman's boobs, ass and lips until she explodes. Enjoy!