The 20 Most Phallic Movie Images Ever

Penis imagery: Like love, it's all around us.

Really, though, in movies, it's everywhere. And most likely, depending on the director, it's completely intentional. Yes, most of the directors you casually enjoy are actually perverted creep shows. Like Bruce Hornsby once so eloquently put it, that's just the way it is, folks. You had to learn sometime.

Don't believe us? Here are 20 not-so-subtle examples of phallic movie stills that will have you saying to yourself, "Wow, I didn't realize that Jean-Claude Van Damme with a Jheri curl could get any creepier."

'G.I. Joe: Retaliation' (2013)

G.I. Joe: Retaliation

'Full Metal Jacket' (1987)

Full Metal Jacket

'Hard Target' (1993)

Hard Target

'The Expendables' (2010)

The Expendables

'Planet Terror' (2007)

Planet Terror

'Bonnie and Clyde' (1967)

Bonnie and Clyde

'Conan the Barbarian' (1982)

Conan the Barbarian

'Machete' (2010)


'Green Lantern' (2011)

Green Lantern

'Skyfall' (2012)


'Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope' (1977)

Star Wars

'Jaws' (1975)


'King Kong' (1933)

King Kong

'TRON: Legacy' (2010)

TRON: Legacy

'The Amazing Spider Man' (2012)

The Amazing Spider-Man

'Tank Girl' (1995)

Tank Girl

'A Clockwork Orange' (1971)

A Clockwork Orange

'Drive' (2011)


'King Kong' (again)

King Kong

'Gladiator' (2000)