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We like Tom Cruise. Yes, the man be crazy, but he's also an endlessly charming rogue and a damn fine actor. But wow, does he sometimes have to say stupid things in his movies.
"Oblivion" has stunning production design and a sweet M83 score, but there's no doubt it contains at least one groan-inducing line of dialogue. Here are Tom Cruise's Top 10 most unfortunate quotes.
10. 'Vanilla Sky' (2001)
"I'll see you in another life … when we are both cats."
9. 'War of the Worlds' (2005)
"Look at the goddamn birds!"
8. 'Interview with the Vampire' (1994)
"You are a vampire who never knew what life was until it ran out in a big gush over your lips."
7. 'Days of Thunder' (1990)
"All right, tell me what's going on, tell me what's going on. I'm BLIND, goddammit!"
6. 'Mission: Impossible II' (2000)
"We just rolled up a snowball and threw it into Hell. Now we'll see if it has a chance."
5. 'Cocktail' (1988)
"I am the last barman poet / I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make / Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake."
4. 'Risky Business' (1983)
"I got a trig midterm tomorrow and I'm being chased by Guido the Killer Pimp!"
3. 'Jerry Maguire' (1996)
"All right. I shoplifted the pootie."
2. 'Top Gun' (1986)
"I think I'll go embarrass myself with Goose."
1. 'Far and Away' (1992)
"Shag off, the pair of you. There's a goat over there. Go improve your love life."