The Top 10 Dumbest Lines in Tom Cruise Movies

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We like Tom Cruise. Yes, the man be crazy, but he's also an endlessly charming rogue and a damn fine actor. But wow, does he sometimes have to say stupid things in his movies.

"Oblivion" has stunning production design and a sweet M83 score, but there's no doubt it contains at least one groan-inducing line of dialogue. Here are Tom Cruise's Top 10 most unfortunate quotes.

10. 'Vanilla Sky' (2001)

Vanilla Sky

"I'll see you in another life … when we are both cats."

9. 'War of the Worlds' (2005)

War of the Worlds

"Look at the goddamn birds!"

8. 'Interview with the Vampire' (1994)

Interview With the Vampire

"You are a vampire who never knew what life was until it ran out in a big gush over your lips."

7. 'Days of Thunder' (1990)

Days of Thunder

"All right, tell me what's going on, tell me what's going on. I'm BLIND, goddammit!"

6. 'Mission: Impossible II' (2000)

Mission: Impossible II

"We just rolled up a snowball and threw it into Hell. Now we'll see if it has a chance."

5. 'Cocktail' (1988)


"I am the last barman poet / I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make / Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake."

4. 'Risky Business' (1983)

Risky Business

"I got a trig midterm tomorrow and I'm being chased by Guido the Killer Pimp!"

3. 'Jerry Maguire' (1996)

Jerry Maguire

"All right. I shoplifted the pootie."

2. 'Top Gun' (1986)

Top Gun

"I think I'll go embarrass myself with Goose."

1. 'Far and Away' (1992)

Far and Away

"Shag off, the pair of you. There's a goat over there. Go improve your love life."