Link Riot: The 50 Harshest Roger Ebert Quotes

Roger Ebert

• The man didn't like "Kazaam." And therefore, neither did anyone else. [Complex]

• 15 male celebrities without teeth. Sorry for this. [BuzzFeed]

• 5 key scenes of Ryan Gosling (with teeth) in "Only God Forgives," aka "Drive 2: Bangkok Nights." [MTV News]

• 5 horror movie remakes that don't suck. Yes, there are at least 5. [Moviefone]

• The Power of 5 compels you! 5 things we want to see in "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire" trailer. [Hollywood Crush]

• Here's why Zoe Saldana is the perfect choice to play Gamora in "Guardians of the Galaxy." [Splash Page]

• Celebrisaurus: 9 stars that belong in the next "Jurassic Park." [Hollywire]

• Here's yet another trailer for "The Great Gatsby" in case you hate life and still don't want to see it. [Hypable]

• 9 things Spock would say about dating. You've probably already thought of at least two of them. [The Frisky]

• Robert Downey Jr. turns 48 this week. Here are 48 pictures from his movies. [BuzzSugar]

• Cosplay of the Day: This female Deadpool should be in the movie rather than Ryan Reynolds. [ScreenCrush]

• Hank Azaria talks about his genuinely terrified reaction to Al Pacino describing Ashley Judd's butt in "Heat." [FilmDrunk]