Turn down the record player, some of us are trying to look pensive and glamorous while posing for close-up portraits!
Such demands can mean only one thing: The character posters for Baz Luhrmann's much-anticipated adaptation of "The Great Gatsby" have arrived, six in all. Now we can see, frozen, what may have been marred by anachronistic rap beats and Luhrmann's patented squirrel-on-crack editing style in the previously released trailers for the film. Could Jay-Z's beats' presence have clouded exactly how blue Leo's eyes are? Maybe.
"Gatsby" is due in theaters in 3D and 2D on May 10, so until then, you can just find us staring unblinkingly at these posters, Dr. T.J. Eckleburg style.
Scroll down to see the other five "The Great Gatsby" character posters, via reddit.