The 18 Most Realistic Action Figures

Not every movie and TV character-related action figure is a work of art. In fact, some are downright disastrous. But every once in a while, a master toymaker comes along and creates an action figure that bears an uncanny resemblance to its actual on-screen thespian counterpart. As we anticipate a whole new line of swivel-arm battle-gripped warriors with the release of "G.I. Joe: Retaliation" (that look a bit like Dwayne Johnson and Channing Tatum), here are 18 action figures that are maybe even a little too good.

1. Ash

[caption id="attachment_171310" align="aligncenter" width="500"]Evil Dead Toy Ark / Universal[/caption]

Bruce Campbell as "Evil Dead" hero Ashley J. Williams, S-Mart Employee and Demon-Wrecker. Hail to the King, baby.

[Get it!]

2. The Baroness

[caption id="attachment_171311" align="aligncenter" width="500"]The Baroness Infinite Hollywood / Paramount[/caption]

Sienna Miller as The Baroness in "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra." A hot action figure for many a young man's first crush.

[Get it!]

3. Black Widow

[caption id="attachment_171312" align="aligncenter" width="500"]Black Widow Aftimes / Marvel[/caption]

Here's one that's maybe a little bit too good. Which is the toy and which is Scarlett Johansson? (Is that a weird question?)

[Get it!]

4. Hannibal Lecter

[caption id="attachment_171313" align="aligncenter" width="500"]Hannibal Lecter Cool Toy Review / MGM[/caption]

An action figure that would meet even the ultra-snobby high-class standards of Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

[Get it!]

5. Hannibal Smith

[caption id="attachment_171314" align="aligncenter" width="500"]Hannibal Smith MWC Toys / Fox[/caption]

Hannibal Smith loves it when a ... toy comes together.

[Get it!]

6. Hans Landa

[caption id="attachment_171315" align="aligncenter" width="500"]Hans Landa Hot Toys / The Weinstein Co.[/caption]

A Nazi action figure? Hey, at least it's not a slavemaster action figure.

[Get it!]

7. Harvey Dent

[caption id="attachment_171316" align="aligncenter" width="500"]Harvey Dent Hot Toys / Warner Bros.[/caption]

You make your own luck. And you're way lucky if you own this Harvey Dent action figure.

[Get it!]

8. Jack Sparrow

[caption id="attachment_171317" align="aligncenter" width="500"]Jack Sparrow ACToys.net / Disney[/caption]

Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy, no?

[Get it!]

9. The Joker

[caption id="attachment_171318" align="aligncenter" width="500"]The Joker Hot Toys / Warner Bros.[/caption]

A fleeting moment from "The Dark Knight," captured forever in one sinister action figure.

[Get it!]

10. Luke Skywalker

[caption id="attachment_171319" align="aligncenter" width="500"]Hot Toys / Lucasfilm Hot Toys / Lucasfilm[/caption]

Ten points to all of you who know this outfit is referred to as "Bespin Fatigues." Yes, clothes make you tired in the "Star Wars" universe.

[Get it!]

11. Superman

[caption id="attachment_171320" align="aligncenter" width="500"]Man of Steel SneakPeek.ca / Warner Bros.[/caption]

You'll believe an action figure can fly. Henry Cavill is our new "Man of Steel."

[Get it!]

12. 'Raiders' Nazi

mechanic500x300

Wait a minute ... why is this Nazi action figure okay? Probably because he got his face chopped off by a runaway plane propeller.

 

13. Rocky Balboa

rocky500x300

Now you can make Rocky Balboa go as many rounds as you want.

[Get it!]

14. Snape

snape500x300

Who wouldn't want to add Alan Rickman to their action figure collection?

[Get it!]

15. Spock

spock500x300

It's only logical that a Spock action figure would be designed with detail-oriented precision.

16. Starbuck

[caption id="attachment_171325" align="aligncenter" width="500"]Starbuck Shadowland Toys / Universal[/caption]

You may have forgotten that before Starbuck was a sexy tomboy blonde, she, er, he was Face from "The A-Team."

[Get it!]

17. Superman (Again)

[caption id="attachment_171327" align="aligncenter" width="500"]Superman Hot Toys / Warner Bros.[/caption]

Now you can have Superman see through lead if you damn well want him to.

[Get it!]

18. Terminator

[caption id="attachment_171328" align="aligncenter" width="500"]The Terminator Neca / MGM[/caption]

Remember, if big dude dressed in '80s punk chic asks you if you're Sarah Connor, you say, "Hell no!"

[Get it!]