What if Michael Douglas had never been Michael Douglas but instead had was a pug dog-human hybrid named Michael Puglas? It's the kind of thing we think about around here.
The posters of his extensive and eclectic filmography might look a little something like the display below. You may not be able to teach an old dog new tricks, but you can apparently teach him to get dangerously entangled with Sharon Stone and Glenn Close (we should stop now while we're ahead, shouldn't we?) and to deliver bite-sized pop philosophies on '80s-era economics (okay, good save).
You knew this was coming, right?