Here's Young Christoph Waltz Singing in German in a Unitard

Above is a :15 second video that will either A) change the way you look at the world, B) force you to reexamine your entire life, C) allow you to watch a young Christoph Waltz dancing around in a multi-colored unitard over a red turtleneck as he sings a happy German song to no one at all, or D) all of the above.

Needless to say, it was D for us. Gloriously, it was D.

We don't know the name of the program that Waltz did this for, or what year this was, or how many production assistants it took to squeeze him into that outfit. We do know that the results are magic, and that's all that matters.

If Waltz's next director had any sense at all, he would find a scene in the movie where Waltz could not only don this outfit, but sing the song. Even if it's totally out of context, we'll understand. We'll get it. And we'll love it.