What If 'Jaws: The Revenge' Was Actually Good?

It's pretty common knowledge to movie buffs (or human beings with eyes) that "Jaws: The Revenge" is the literal equivalent of shark-jumping. Calling it a "flop" would be putting it lightly, considering the no good, very bad caper earned a 0% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and is widely considered one of the worst movies ever made. Even Michael Caine couldn't save the damn thing, and that guy is good.

But the editor of Dinosaur Boner (hello, and welcome to the internet) decided it was high time to give the movie the old recut trailer treatment, writing, "I tried to cut it as if it was a critically acclaimed indie film, instead of giant heap of trash. But to be fair, I've probably seen 'Jaws: The Revenge' over 10 times because it's one of my biggest guilty pleasure films."

So there you have it: a good enough reason as any to see what "Jaws: The Revenge" would look like if it were basically "L'Amour." In other words, it's your only chance.