Link Riot: Proof That Nicholas Sparks Hates Us

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• C'mon, Sparks, are we not human? Do we not bleed? []

• Way Back When: Watch Jennifer Lawrence on "Monk," "Cold Case" and as an '80s-era Patricia Arquette on "Medium." [ScreenCrush]

• And here's David O. Russell reacting to Jennifer Lawrence's BAFTA loss. [FilmDrunk]

• Speaking of which, here's a breakdown of the Good, the Bad and the WTF of the BAFTA Awards. [The Frisky]

• Hugh Jackman keeps from getting worked up about his main Oscar rival by forgetting his name entirely. [Movieline]

• "The Best Never Rest." Check out the rather red-tinged teaser poster for "Red 2." [Yahoo! Movies]

• How did "Identity Thief" run away with so much box office bling this weekend, anyway? [Moviefone]

• Xoxo, Hollywood: The Best-Kept Celebrity Secrets. Well, best-kept in theory, anyway. [Hollywire]

• Look, on the Internet! It's a super fan-made HD image of Henry Cavill in "Man of Steel." [Hypable]

• And these "Man of Steel" action figures offer better looks at Zod, his right-hand woman Faora and Jor-El's armor. [SlashFilm]

• The best celebrity cameos on "Dawson's Creek," from Seth Rogen ("We porked!") to a naked Rachael Leigh Cook. [BuzzFeed]