Link Riot: 'Guardians of the Parks and Recreation' Poster

Guardians of the Galaxy via Parks and Recreation

• Yep, this is pretty much exactly what it would look like. And what it should look like. [Vulture]

• 10 actors you think won for something but actually won for something else. []

• The 21 ways to break up with someone, according to the movies. Just in case you need some inspiration. [BuzzFeed]

• Elizabeth Olsen and Bryan Cranston might star in "Godzilla." That's a classy lizard! [Variety]

• 10 reasons why "Vampire's Kiss" is Nicolas Cage's most insane movie ever. Yes, only 10. [FilmDrunk]

• Womp Womp: The 11 biggest winter movie flops of all time. Wait, "Glitter" didn't make any money? [Hollywire]

• The first still from Lars Von Trier's "The Nymphomaniac" doesn't have any naked people in it. [The Hollywood Reporter]

• Of course there's going to be a "Die Hard 6." Let the title speculation begin. [ScreenCrush]

• The 5 most anticipated movies at the Berlin Film Festival. Too bad we're nowhere near Berlin. [The Playlist]

• Meanwhile, back in America, here's the SXSW Shorts and Midnight Lineup: Vampires, Sex Trafficking and Auschwitz. [The Wrap]

• What exactly is "Defenestration"? Watch as Ranier Wolfcastle teaches us some action hero terminology. [Death and Taxes]

• "Skyfall" has now made more money than "The Dark Knight Rises." What the heck is going on here? [Hypable]