The Truth About Morgan Freeman

For the past dozen years or so, the internet has been awash in Chuck Norris jokes. And sure, Chuck Norris is cool. But do you know why he's so cool? Because Morgan Freeman said so, that's why.

That's pretty much the takeaway from the new viral clip our buddies at Geekosystem dug up today, which details the hows, whys and wherefores of the force of nature known to humanity as Morgan Freeman. Not that we mere mortals can ever truly hope to understand Morgan Freeman and the amazing powers his soothingly forceful voice hold.

But while the ways of Morgan Freeman are beyond us, thanks to this clip we at least have some small insight into his legend. So check it out.

And may Morgan Freeman watch over you.