'Dolph Tale': The Most Adorable Dolph Lundgren Poster Ever

You know "Dolphin Tale," the touching story of the friendship between a boy and a dolphin. But do you know "Dolph Tale," the touching story of Dolph Lundgren (which might or might not involve a dolphin)?

Dolph Lundgren isn't just the guy who played Ivan Drago, He-Man and Psycho What's-His-Face in "The Expendables," you know. Lundgren has a master's degree in chemical engineering from the University of Sydney (true!), and was awarded a Fulbright Scholarship to MIT (also true!) — two educational honors that led to his two-year underwater sabbatical communing with dolphins (possibly true!).

Just remember what Enigma taught us on their second album, "The Cross of Changes": "Man is the dream of the dolphin." And "man" meaning Dolph Lundgren.

Check out the poster for this amazing story below, courtesy of Old Red Jalopy. And yeah, it's also available in 2D, if you want to be a jackass and not see it in 3D.

Dolph Tale