Robert Pattinson Is SO HAPPY 'Twilight' Is Over

Maybe you're not among the slavering hordes that rushed to theaters for "Breaking Dawn" this weekend. Maybe you hate those vampires and their accursed sparkling.

But you'll never hate "The Twilight Saga" as much as Robert Pattinson does, apparently.

This spliced-together footage from a half-decade of press junkets shows Pattinson slamming his salary, his fans, Stephenie Meyer's sanity, the mental health of Bella, and so much more. If you're not a big fan of "Twilight," it's sort of amazing.

If you are, um. Here's a tissue.