"The Master" star (and early frontrunner for a Best Actor Oscar nomination) Joaquin Phoenix impressed few with yesterday's revelation that the Academy Awards are, in his opinion, "total, utter bulls**t."
"I don't want to be a part of it. I don't believe in it. It's a carrot, but it's the worst-tasting carrot I've ever tasted in my whole life. I don't want this carrot," Phoenix told Interview Magazine. "It's totally subjective. Pitting people against each other ... It's the stupidest thing in the whole world."
If those sound like fightin' words, prepare yourselves for a long and bloody battle, because it's not just Oscars and carrots that Phoenix rails against. We've found photographic evidence that Phoenix hates, like, everything.