If the news that England's Prince Harry was recently photographed nude at a Las Vegas party seemed like some crazy publicity stunt dreamed up by a porn mogul — you know, hire a celebrity impersonator, throw in some actresses, send the results straight to DVD — well, it wasn't.

But it made for a great audition.

Yes, that's right: According to TMZ, porn mogul Steve Hirsch has sent a letter to the royal family offering Prince Harry $10 million to star in an adult film called "The Trouble with Harry." Oh, boy.

"We were amused and pleased by the photos of your recent frolic in Las Vegas," the letter begins. "What happens there rarely stays there unfortunately."

"We would like to offer you the opportunity to truly become the coolest Prince of all time," the letter continues, "by starring in a fun, sexy, big-budget adult film called 'The Trouble With Harry.'

"It can be shot in the locale of your choice, and will bring together your exciting Royal world and our thrilling world of beautiful women! Of course, "Little Harry" will make an appearance too, but we assure you the sex will be well scripted, and the Crown Jewels will not be "minimized" in any way."

Personally, we hope he accepts the offer, if only to provide the world with the first ever well scripted porno. You go, Harry!