Exclusive Poster: 'The EXXXpendables 3'

Ready For Action? And we mean that kind of "action."

Forget the all-female riff on "The Expendables" that's apparently now in development — it's the porn star version we really want to see! Well, maybe "see" is too strong a word ... it would be amusing to know that it at least exists, right?

Just think about it: Every, er, "action scene" in the movie ends with an explosion. Now this is just the kind of thing that's needed to shake up (or blow up, rather) the adult entertainment industry.

Check out the poster below, courtesy of our own adult film star, Old Red Jalopy. And let your imagination take you where it will.

The EXXXpendables 3

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