Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen Get the Ax in 'Scary Movie 5'

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We were excited to learn that headline-grabbers Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen were joining forces for what is bound to be the most killer cameo of 2013, but we didn't know just how "killer" it would be until now.

The Hollywood Reporter has announced that Lohan and Sheen's appearance in "Scary Movie 5" as "the world's hottest new couple" will end with both of them probably getting the ax within the first few minutes.

Sheen, who also co-starred in "Scary Movie 3," will be joining the ranks of other B-list celebs like Pamela Anderson, Shaquille O'Neal and Dr. Phil who have met their demise at the start of the comedy series that pokes fun at the movie clichés of today.

Remembering how much audiences cheered back in 2005 when tabloid princess Paris Hilton died in "House of Wax," there's no doubt the audience will blow the roof off for Lohan and Sheen's onscreen deaths. Given their place on Ranker's Celebrity Death Pool (#9 and #50, respectively), let's hope the real grim reaper doesn't beat "Scary Movie" to it.

It's been six years since the last installment, so they've got a lot of catching up to do parody-wise. Expect to see spoofs including, but not limited to, "Paranormal Activity," "Twilight," "Human Centipede," "Black Swan," "Zombieland," "The Strangers," "The Last Exorcism," "Insidious," "The Woman in Black," "Prometheus" and anything else that comes out between now and the "Scary Movie 5" opening day.

Ashley Tisdale and Erica Ash will headline the movie, along with Terry Crews who BlackFilm reports will have a role. It begins shooting in September under director Malcolm Lee, and will haunt theaters with hilarity on April 19, 2013.