Just a guess, but it's possible that the kids' parents didn't quite have that in mind when they hired him. Perhaps they would have done better looking for a sitter on Craigslist? Based on these ads that other fictional babysitters might have posted -- helpfully provided by our friend Old Red Jalopy -- well, hmm, maybe not.
Originally posted Dec. 7, 2011. Craigslist ads, in order: 'Adventures in Babysitting,' 'When a Stranger Calls,' 'Crazy, Stupid, Love.,' ''The Hangover,' 'The Cat in the Hat,' 'The Incredibles'