Robert Pattinson Gets Kinky In Crazy-Ass 'Cosmopolis' Trailer

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Geez, David Cronenberg, way to corrupt our boy Robert Pattinson.

Before he was just a sparkly emo vampire, but now he's a hyper-decadent rich dude humping and shooting everything in sight during the 30-seconds of bonkers bliss that is the "Cosmopolis" teaser trailer.

As if drawing a line in the sand to say "no more Mr. Nice Blooddrinker," R.Pattz is taking things to a whole other level of bizarre as his billionaire character Eric Packer rides a limo across a pseudo-futuristic Manhattan where anything goes, including tons o' sex, shooting his own hand and run ins with giant, fire-breathing dinosaur rats.

In recent years, director Cronenberg has taken to making serious mainstream dramas with Viggo Mortensen ("A Dangerous Method"), but "Cosmopolis" looks like the off-the-chains "Videodrome"/"eXistenZ" madman Cronenberg we've been waiting for.

If YouTube comments are any indication of how the public is feeling about Bad Boy Pattinson, so far reaction to the footage ranges from "F**K THERE GOES MY OVARIES" to "i need a new brain OMFG" and even "Well I'm sad now I'm only eleven can't see it." Oh "Twilight" fans …

The film, an adaptation of Don DeLillo's absurdist tome, looks set to ignite controversy and instant cult status, and co-stars Jay Baruchel, Paul Giamatti and Juliette Binoche.

Watch Robert Pattinson pee in the backseat of a limo below.

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