Adam Sandler to Tom Cruise: Take My Wife, Please

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For his new family movie "Jack and Jill," Adam Sandler is going up a hill to fetch a pail of comedy but tumbling down a slippery slope of adultery.

Well, maybe in his mind.

According to the Huffington Post, the funnyman from "Funny People" was in New York last night to appear on CBS's "Late Show With David Letterman" to chat up his latest goofy voices project when he let slip an intriguing development between him and costar Katie Holmes.

Sandler told Dave about an awkward meeting with Holmes' hubby Tom Cruise that nearly turned into an indecent proposal:

"'This is weird that my wife is going to be your wife in the movie. It's very weird, it's bizarre,'" Sandler claimed Cruise said.

"'It's a PG movie, no worries, nothing is going to happen. In fact, anything I do with your wife in the movie, you can do with my wife,'" he assured Cruise. "So every morning I'd go to the set and hear [from Sandler's own wife], 'Please do a love scene. Please slowly take your shirt off in that scene and rub her ever so tenderly.'"

Apparently Sandler's wife Jackie wanted to get into some frisky business with the "Top Gun" superstar. Quick, someone sign Sandler and Cruise up for "Wife Swap," and let the hijinks begin.