In the realm of epic badonkadonk battles, Madea vs. Kim Kardashian has to rank right near the top. After all, if there's anybody who has a bigger booty than Kardashian, it has to be Tyler Perry's fictional grandmama, right? So the fact that Perry has signed Kardashian on to his upcoming film "The Marriage Counselor" makes perfect sense to us.
But we're apparently alone in this, because according to FilmDrunk, Perry's fans are not at all happy about the former Mrs. Kris Humphries being involved -- and they're threatening to boycott the film in response. Say it ain't so!
Of course, it would be easy to make a joke about how ironic it is that Kardashian is going to be appearing in a movie called "The Marriage Counselor," but that would just be rude, so we won't do that.
Instead we'll just mention that, in a typical Tylerian plot, "The Marriage Counselor" tells the story of a married couple whose relationship hits the rocks when their parents come to live with them.
Now, that might not be so bad if those parents included the always affable Bruce Jenner, but that possibility isn't enough to calm down riled up Perry fans, who worry that Kardashian's presence may lower Tyler's usually sky-high standards.
"I have made my mind up on your next movie," reads one of the only comments tasteful enough to actually quote. "Me and my wife and children will NOT be supporting you on this one. You are way to classy to have this un-talented lady name Kim Kardashian in your film."
So will Perry bow to the pressure and relegate Kardashian from feature films back to the world of home movies? For now, he insists that Kardashian "is scheduled to work as planned." One thing's for sure, though: If she does somehow out-booty Madea, Perry may be a full scale riot on his hands.
Good luck, Kim!