Are K.Stew and R.Pattz Kinda Sorta Already Married?

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All over the world, hearts are racing in anticipation of "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 1," and, more specifically, of finally getting a glimpse of a just-married Edward and Bella … well … you know.

As if the promise of the world's sexiest vampire and his bride's bedroom honeymoon romp wasn't enough, now Pattinson had to go open that perfect mouth of his to taunt us even more.

"The wedding scene's funny because we used a real priest. So technically we are already married because he did all the things you would do in a normal ceremony," R.Pattz teased during a press conference in Sweden, E! Online reports.

Insert millions of hearts breaking here.

But wait — they might not be headed for the wedded bliss phase just yet. "Not yet, at least," Pattinson continues. "So we don't have a civil union in law, but I guess in the church we are actually married."

Well, alrighty then. They sound slightly more "married" than Tara Reid … and slightly less married than ... actual married people.

Hitched or not, there's only 19 days left until our favorite undead couple returns to the silver screen. Not that we're counting.