Sometimes, there's a killer in the house and you just can't keep yourself from running up the stairs.
And other times, there's a shark in your pool, but it's 95 degrees out and you could reeeeeeeally stand to cool off. It's a dilemma for our time, a thought that will shake philosophers to their core, and an effing sweet trailer about "beer, bitches, babes and the pool."
Did we mention that it features human head weight expert/professionally cute child Jonathan Lipnicki? You're welcome.
Check out the trailer, courtesy of Guyism: